It’s Mugshot Friday here at Socialite Life! Here’s Karissa and Kristina Shannon. They’re the twin sister tramp act that Hugh Hefner is reportedly replacing the Girls Next Door (Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson) with as his topless nursemaids down at the Playboy Mansion. In a glorious twist, it turns out that K & K are brawlers and will not hesitate to beat a bitch down with a bottle.

Karissa and Kristina were busted in January for felony aggravated battery. They were reportedly at a house party in St. Petersburg, FL with a co-worker from the Wing House (is that a peeler bar or a chicken wing stand?) when all hell broke loose.

Witnesses says that the Shannon sisters assaulted their co-worker with a liquor bottle and then went to town on her ass. They got probation and had to pay the chick they tooled on restitution. Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge from 2007!

Will Hef’s diaper be able to handle these trashy bitches?

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Kristina and Karissa Shannon!

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